>Yes!! Go Obama!

>Let me come out and say I'm super super pumped about Obama and his fabulous plan to create more jobs, make this "dwindling" economy perk back up to the way it was during the supremely (productive? effective? scandal free?) Clinton administration and solve all of our individual problems with the almighty Government! Mr. Obama, I have a cold sore, could you get me a tax rebate so that I can buy some medicine? Thanks. I appreciate it. My dog also needs shampoo, I'd like some cash for that too.

While we're talking about things that Obama is spending money on, besides his $160 million inaguration (which America deserved as a celebration), let's talk about other ways that Obama is making good decisions with the negative money America has and all of the jobs they are creating.

First off, let's go to Florida. Given all of the political problems Florida has had in the past, I suppose the President decided it was time to cut them a break and make their state more beautiful. Hence a $4.5 million butterfly garden.


A $4,200,000 BUTTERFLY GARDEN. Now, I know that the economic recession has been blown ridiculously out of proportion (even admitted by NPR, you fire-breathing left winged tree hugging extremists), but I feel like this might be excessive. But it's worth it for the jobs it'll create for out of work Foridians, isn't it? Yes! For all 50 of them!

Next on Obama's proposed plan agenda is a $500,000 dog park in California. We know, we know, you have to have somewhere to walk your presidential dog when you're taking your nights off from being the ruler of the free world to have quality time with your wife, but really? At least make it in DC so that you don't have to gas up Air Force One whenever you feel like it. This quality investment will create 7 jobs.

Also noteworthy, I think, is the proposal for$150,000 worth of Harley Davidson Police Motorcycles for a town in Louisiana. Let's be honest, I want a Harley as much as the next person. Oh man! I have an amazing idea! I think that I'm gonna submit another formal plea to Mr. B. Hussein himself and see if I can get that writes my name in smoke when I rev the engine next to a hoarde of hot chicks. I hear it gets the ladies nowadays. Oh and congrats to the 1 out of work person that this job will create! It'll be well worth your while, let me tell you.

There are other things he's spending or not money on, but my FAVORITE one is in Austin, Texas, and costs $886,000. Football Stadium? No. Manufacturing building? Nuh uh. Will it create 4 jobs? Yes. Is it a frisbee golf course? It most certainly is.

Let's think about how people get really mad at Bush for spending obscene amounts of money on a war that was indeed initiated by a Democratic Congress and how all of these proposals will be blindly supported and argued for by those that accuse people like me of being sheep.

Please. Somebody get mad at me about this. I'd love to share with you my sources (which are liberal news medias by the way. Wall Street Journal?)

Hamilton Barber

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